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Lumosity
Friend: Hey lets watch this video on Youtube
You: Sure!
Youtube: unskippable 1 minute Lumosity ad shows up claiming to 'train your brain'
Both: *Sigh* Stop wasting time with your BS games!
You: Sure!
Youtube: unskippable 1 minute Lumosity ad shows up claiming to 'train your brain'
Both: *Sigh* Stop wasting time with your BS games!
Lumosity by Define This February 8, 2015
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Lumosity
Also called Inspiria. Likes men, also likes children. Basically likes male children. He also jerks off to grandpa pictures, but I am not supposed to tell you that. He wants to be a hentai mermaid when he grows up. He is currently 11 and breaking discord TOS. He plays VR chat with a nude avatar, and last time he ended in the hospital for Testicular torsion. Has also been in rehab 4 times already for sniffing glue.
Lumosity by SuckMyJuicyNutsUntilTheyBleed May 28, 2022
lumoshitting
Rob: Yo bro, when are you gonna come out of the bathroom?
Todd: I'm lumoshitting right now, but I've only got one more round of math raindrops and then I'll be right out.
Todd: I'm lumoshitting right now, but I've only got one more round of math raindrops and then I'll be right out.
lumoshitting by vakepor August 30, 2014
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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