aesop's definitions

boar_king_of_mountains

🐗🐗💪💪🚫⚡ boss👍👍✅✅✅🚎🚎🚎🚎🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗👍👍👍👍 inosuke habishira🐗🐗👍

Tanjiro: "Inosuke, what is your TikTok username?"
Inosuke🐗💪: " boar_king_of_mountains Gampachiro."

by Aesop July 11, 2021

boar_king_of_mountains

imsowgwi be sbanshsvajwhvs

Tanjiro: "Inosuke chew with your mouth closed!"
boar_king_of_mountains: "No."

by Aesop July 11, 2021

edthemf

The best person I've ever met, I love him and cherish him with my whole life and would die for him <3

Oocha Cooch: "Do you follow edthemf on TIKTOK?"
Peaches: "Yes."

by Aesop June 5, 2021

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

skank tank

a peep show.

I work at the skank tank.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

rape ape

Professional Boxer Mike Tyson

Remember when Rape Ape bit off that Holifield guy's ear? That fucking ruled!

by Aesop April 30, 2004

Hitler has a Roast beef sandwich

A woman that has shaved a landing strip shaved on her pubic area.

When she undressed, I was all like "Hitler has a roast beef sandwich"

by Aesop April 30, 2004