aesop's definitions

wolf gag

To gag someone with your finger while banging their ass, thus causing them to tighten up.

I wolf gagged my parole officer last night, he's my bitch!

by Aesop November 3, 2003

boar_king_of_mountains

🐗🐗💪💪🚫⚡ boss👍👍✅✅✅🚎🚎🚎🚎🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗👍👍👍👍 inosuke habishira🐗🐗👍

Tanjiro: "Inosuke, what is your TikTok username?"
Inosuke🐗💪: " boar_king_of_mountains Gampachiro."

by Aesop July 11, 2021

boar_king_of_mountains

imsowgwi be sbanshsvajwhvs

Tanjiro: "Inosuke chew with your mouth closed!"
boar_king_of_mountains: "No."

by Aesop July 11, 2021

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

rape ape

Professional Boxer Mike Tyson

Remember when Rape Ape bit off that Holifield guy's ear? That fucking ruled!

by Aesop April 30, 2004

hot rail

The act of heating up a glass tube, then snorting methamphetamine through it and exhaling smoke.

We were doing hot rails with Paul Baloff.

by aesop November 6, 2003

pussy hound

A guy who really likes pussy, really likes it.

I am a pussy hound!!!

by aesop November 6, 2003