Gentleman's Lullaby

Masturbating until one falls asleep.
Using masturbation as a sleep aid.

I couldn't sleep because I was worried about finals so I performed the gentleman's lullaby and nodded right off.

by furter9b October 30, 2011

Slappy’s Lullaby

When a man masturbates to fall asleep

“I had trouble sleeping last night, so I tried Slappy’s Lullaby and fell right to sleep”

by NapoleonBonerfart9 December 7, 2024

a static lullaby

the sickest band in the world...my favourite band might i add. and all u people who dont like them go and eat urself

that band is pure brillance

the shooting star that destroyed us all,withered,we go to eleven and all of em...er i have to use the word so....a static lullaby

by pappa jof August 31, 2006

A Static Lullaby

Words couldnt even begin to describe the greatness of this band

Me: A Static Lullaby are my favorite band

. . And Dont Forget To Breathe

by Jenny July 17, 2004

a static lullaby

An emo/screamo band consisting of 5 members out of California. Joe, the lead singer, screams out his heart with amazing lyrics and an amazing voice. Probably one of the more known emo bands. Also, one not in it for the money as Joe Brown, the lead singer, said: "We didn't do this to become fuckin' rockstars, we did it to hear you all (the fans) singing along with us"

"A Static Lullaby pwns!"

by PolishKid May 26, 2004

a static lullaby

the sweetest band with killer singers. anyone who doesn't like this band has got to be into the spice girls or something. Whoever gave them that bad definition is clearly hardcore spice girls who has nothing better to do then to make fun of a wicked band and support the spice girls.

"a static lullaby sucks...i like the spice girls"
OR
i popped a blood vessel from listening to a static lullaby.

by spice girls suck January 17, 2004

a static lullaby

ASL is my 3rd fav band, the guy up top needs to get a life. If you dont like a band okay, but dont go trashing them over the net. Have respect,if you were in a starting band i dont think you would like people trashing you. think about it. I saw them last Tuesday w/ AFI. They KICK SOOO MUCH ASS! My opiion, you may beg to differ. But I dont care. oh by the way hes a great screamer not a sorry one unlike you.

My music.My opion.My ears.Not yours.

by Nikki February 26, 2004