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1. A soothing song with which to lull a child to sleep.

2. A kick-ass book about how these songs can kill, written by a guy named Chuck Palahniuk who also wrote the novel Fight Club.
Yes, it is highly unknown that a lullaby can not only make a child sleep, but kill them, too.
lullaby by Athena Kay February 21, 2004
Words you can keep

Lullaby  

A song usually made for the females in which the singer talks about love and catching feelings for females. Usually a hardcore rapper sells out by making one of these.
That rapper Sold out, he made a "Lullaby ".
Lullaby by Bad Boy AKA Baby Boy January 10, 2009
hanging out with someone you love and like
respecting their feelings, their dignity while still wanting to kiss them, fuck them
granting them the freedom to live their life and yet be their lighthouse, their haven
lullaby
lullaby by Krkič May 2, 2020
Book that beats the shit out of Death Note. Story of a man who finds out that a lullaby he sung to his late son kills, and he and a friend try to keep it out of the hands of a psycho.
Lullaby beats the crap of Death Note... fuckin' weeaboos.
Lullaby by OLOL October 5, 2007
A person that people with a profile picture of another individual.
Lullabies bate people into giving them nudes, money etc. Later used for blackmail and other illegal activities.

How to identify a lullaby:
Often reflects questions about them self but are very "curious" of your information.
Copy their image address and check google images.

When questioned of their legitimacy, they are often enraged:
"Wow,I can't believe that after all these time you still don't trust me!"
"Find someone else to talk to then!"
"I thought you were my friend!"
"Do you not like me anymore?"

Lullabies often target people that exposed their wealth that do not understand that scammers exist on the internet.
Children and elders particularly vulnerable.
Example:If you are showing of your money on Instagram, it is very possible that they will come after you.

Note:Do not share your pictures and personal information online, if you have a suspicion please contact your local police department or consult with your family.
Timmy was blackmailed by a lullaby that was using another person's profile picture.
Lullaby by PapaBlackDog June 13, 2020

Lullaby Haze 

a state of confusion, especially post-break up; feeling confused rather than immediate rejection, hurt, or broken-hearted
A: "You two broke up?! Holy fuck are you okay?"
B: "Yeah, mostly I'm just in lullaby haze... I don't understand, I thought we were lyke perf3ct toghetharrrz..!1"
Lullaby Haze by M0S December 27, 2010

lullaby and a handjob 

When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.
Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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