A "Luban" is that complete lunatic that runs into a place, yells and demands something without saying anything relevant except for a massive shockwave of made-up words in a high pitch - and everyone in that place knows exactly what this beautiful idiot wants - instantly.

"SQ@%×177HAVVA" - Look son, a wild Luban! He wants to buy a pack of cigarettes.

"Allo blurrrghgg" - I'm sorry sir, each household are only allowed to buy one pack of toilet paper per visit.

Luban by mphstphls October 21, 2020

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Lubyanka

The Lubyanka Building is the popular name for the headquarters of the FSB and affiliated prison on Lubyanka Square in Meshchansky District of Moscow, Russia. It was previously the national headquarters of the KGB; Soviet hammers and sickles can still be seen on the building's façade. The building's prison is actually located on the top floor, but since there are no windows on that floor, most prisoners, and therefore popular conception, thought they were being detained in its basement.

"My Russian grandfather used to say that Lubyanka was the tallest building in Moscow, because you could see Siberia from its basement."

Lubyanka by Der Hades March 9, 2021

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Lubianka

loo-byahn-kah
loo-byahn-kuh

A prison facility located within KGB HQ. Heinous methods of interrogation were said to have occurred here.

"Lubianka sounds extremely awful..."
-me

Lubianka by Dave April 16, 2004

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lubhani

The cutest and shortest person you know, perfect for girlfriend material.
She just hesitates to share things.

Lubhani is a perfect girl

lubhani by Idontknow832650 November 23, 2021

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