lshijpm

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acronym for "laughing so hard i just pissed myself"

Bob: Your mom is dumb she waited for a stop sign to say go
Mark: Im lshijpm!

lshijpm by Adam.... June 11, 2008

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LSHIPMP

Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants

OMG THAT JOKE HAD ME LSHIPMP

LSHIPMP by Jack Figglehorn May 24, 2009

Related Words

lshijpm • LSHIAPMP • lshijmpwgs • LSHIPM • LSHIPMFP • LSHIPMGITF • LSHIPMP

lshijmpwgs

Laughed So Hard I Jizzed My Pants With Gooey Semen

tell me a joke that will make me lshijmpwgs

lshijmpwgs by kdzx July 13, 2011

LSHIPMFP

"Laugh So Hard I Piss My Fucking Pants" Used like lol except for the way more crazy bullshit you ocasionaly see.

"Did you see the pictures of the party last night?"

"No do you have them?"

"Yeah bro, here ya go."

"Is that Mark holy shit! LSHIPMFP!"

"Yeah you seen it..."

LSHIPMFP by spaceisforaliens February 3, 2013

LSHIPM

laughed so hard I peed myself

Her joke was so freakin funny, I LSHIPM!

LSHIPM by MsMGM September 26, 2014

LSHIAPMP

Laughing
So
Hard
I
Almost
Peed
My
Pants

(boy) did you see that?! that kid just got kicked in the FACE!
(girl) yeah! im LSHIAPMP

LSHIAPMP by beckyxoxoxo April 11, 2009

LSHIPMGITF

laughing so hard i punched my grandma in the face

first guy: whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

second guy: what?

first guy: i dont have a ferrari in my garage

second guy: haha i just LSHIPMGITF

LSHIPMGITF by g'daymate August 2, 2012

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026