lowton 

The posh place in between chavvy places such as Leigh, Wigan and golborne. Anybody who comes from Lowton will always refer to it as it’s the only non tramp infested place in the whole entire areas. Many people are stuck up and think they’re bees knees, never ever refer to them as wiganers else they’ll be very affended at the insult

No darling, i don’t not live in golborne! I live in Lowton
Do you live in Wigan? Noooo, Lowton is Warrington which is in cheshire

lowton by Acttrue December 8, 2018

Louton 

Louton means picnic. However, it can also be a gathering of you and your closest friends. This can be either a sleep over or a general hangout. Everyone wants to be at a louton, a louton is the place to be.

Hey, want to have a louton on Friday?

Louton by okieeeeee November 29, 2016

Lawton Friedland 

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.

"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"

Lawton Friedland by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019

Lawton, Oklahoma 

A town located in the southern region of Oklahoma consisting of little to no places for teenagers to congrogate. Within this town there is basically a mall (where anyone under 18 isn't allowed on Fridays and Saturdays after 5 p.m) ,one skatepark far away from anywhere in town, leaving nothing for us to do other then get high, shoot eachother, drink, and that's about it. Well...there is Fort Sill with some things to do.... but noone can get on without an i.d.

It's a boring town, if you ever think of moving here DONT, and if your forced, welcome to HELL, USA.

One last note: If you move here, dont expect to be able to get out all that easily.... easy getting in, hard getting out.

Stay the F*** away from Lawton, Oklahoma!

Lawton, Oklahoma by Heretic Seth February 19, 2008

Lawton, Oklahoma 

One of the most dismal big-small towns in the largest fly over-state in the country.

It has a very high murder-per-capita rate with large amounts of narcotic and gang-related activity. There are over 113 gangs in and around the area.
The only factor which puts us on the map is our military base, Fort Sill. Fort Sill brings in a large Korean and German population. Very little work can be found other than menial jobs such as fast food. Our education system is also very poor and uninvolved. Aside from joining the military, selling drugs, or making your way out to one of the local strip clubs, there is very little entertainment to be had in Lawton.
Visitation or moving into Lawton is highly discouraged, as it is very hard to leave unless you are in the military.

Person 1: Ever been to Lawton, Oklahoma?

Person 2: Yes, I drove through there once. It was awful.

Lawton, Oklahoma by yanekov March 20, 2013

Lorton 

1. A town in Virginia.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.

"I was on the express train to Lorton after my 3rd sparks."

"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"

Lorton by WBNT May 16, 2007

Kenny Lofton 

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

Kenny Lofton by Mark April 18, 2005