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Loved one 

Someone who keeps you from killing yourself by giving you a reason to look forward to another day.
I don't have any loved ones.
Well I guess I'm done living then.
Loved one by Gggjjjjgjgnesk October 3, 2023

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I shat my pants
I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day 

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.
It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.

love one out 

A term for masturbation accidentally coined by James Dobson and used by John Oliver.
Dude 1: Hey, wanna go play frisbee golf?
Dude 2: Nah. I'm gonna go love one out.

Love One Another 

Genuine, Brotherly and neighborly love for all of humankind. A commandment given to us by the one who loves us enough to sacrifice his blood for our sins. Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, generosity, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control.
If we do not Love One Another, there is no hope. There is only hope in the truth, the light and the way. Through Jesus Christ. God. The Holy Spirit. It starts with forgiveness and grows into love.

Loyalty to loved ones 

(because my loyalty to my loved ones,l will lie or kill to protecr either of them.(hypothetically)
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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