When a person is newly in love and and has just become "Facebook official" and they post a ton of statuses and pictures and meme's and what not tagging their significant other in it all and generally flooding the newsfeed.
"Damn, Sue needs to give it a rest already she's been lovebooking with steve for the past month geez!"
by Lil_jon86 September 18, 2014
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"Dude, I've been loverooming around for a couple months now and I think I found a girl I can really see myself living with."
"Dude, I've been loverooming around for a couple months now and I think I found a girl I can really see myself living with."
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Writing something on facebook that is not interesting in any way. Writing something that everyone else does everyday just so you can have an update on everyone's wall. For someone to get a little bit of attention.
A lamebooking Facebook status update:
"Wanda Henrickson -just got home from work"
comment: "Sarah Smith- who the f cares!
Status update: "Wanda Henrickson- is doing her homework"
comment: "Sarah smith- seriously, who the f cares"
"Wanda Henrickson -just got home from work"
comment: "Sarah Smith- who the f cares!
Status update: "Wanda Henrickson- is doing her homework"
comment: "Sarah smith- seriously, who the f cares"
by Boob's McGee February 13, 2010
Get the lamebooking mug.Predatory tactic used seduce and ensnare an individual into a romantic relationship, a con or even a cult.
Often used by gold-diggers, narcissists, and Dependent types to lock down their prey.
Women who attempt to trap men with pregnancy and Desperate Single Moms can be particularly good at it. It is usually part of any daddy baiting campaign.
Con artists, pimps, pedophiles and cults also use this strategy on their victims.
It’s a campaign of fake love, affection, favors, flattery and usually lots of sex —designed to overwhelm the target and hide the love bomber’s true motives.
Love bombers also try to create a dependence by dangling the false promise of everything the target wants but lacks. It’s nearly impossible to detect or resist at the beginning, as it all feels too good to question, especially when a hot girl is the bomber. This kind of deception goes way beyond ass-kissing and is usually intended for long-term control of the target.
Victims of lovebombing often believe their wife (or husband etc) has “changed” when the lovebombing stops. They will often work harder to get back to the way things were. And the lovebomber can always dole out more when needed. Thus a cycle of abuse and control is established.
Often used by gold-diggers, narcissists, and Dependent types to lock down their prey.
Women who attempt to trap men with pregnancy and Desperate Single Moms can be particularly good at it. It is usually part of any daddy baiting campaign.
Con artists, pimps, pedophiles and cults also use this strategy on their victims.
It’s a campaign of fake love, affection, favors, flattery and usually lots of sex —designed to overwhelm the target and hide the love bomber’s true motives.
Love bombers also try to create a dependence by dangling the false promise of everything the target wants but lacks. It’s nearly impossible to detect or resist at the beginning, as it all feels too good to question, especially when a hot girl is the bomber. This kind of deception goes way beyond ass-kissing and is usually intended for long-term control of the target.
Victims of lovebombing often believe their wife (or husband etc) has “changed” when the lovebombing stops. They will often work harder to get back to the way things were. And the lovebomber can always dole out more when needed. Thus a cycle of abuse and control is established.
Example 1:
Michael Jackson: Hey little boy. Want a cookie? I have fresh baked cookies at my house. And chimpanzees. And we can play all the time and do whatever we want. Because you’re special.
Kid: Really?
Michael Jackson: Very
Kid’s mother: Get the fuck away from my kid. I see you lovebombing.
Example 2:
Kevin: I’m dating this girl who has a kid, but she’s sooooo good to me! She does my laundry, sucks my balls and tells me that I shouldn’t worry about losing the beergut. She Even says she doesn’t mind that I leave the seat up because that’s just what a man needs to do!
Todd: Are you using condoms with her?
Kevin: No! She went on the pill and lets me blow my load in her now! She says it’s a religious experience for her.
Todd: Are you really this clueless? She’s lovebombing you so you’ll take care of her ass and the kids.
Michael Jackson: Hey little boy. Want a cookie? I have fresh baked cookies at my house. And chimpanzees. And we can play all the time and do whatever we want. Because you’re special.
Kid: Really?
Michael Jackson: Very
Kid’s mother: Get the fuck away from my kid. I see you lovebombing.
Example 2:
Kevin: I’m dating this girl who has a kid, but she’s sooooo good to me! She does my laundry, sucks my balls and tells me that I shouldn’t worry about losing the beergut. She Even says she doesn’t mind that I leave the seat up because that’s just what a man needs to do!
Todd: Are you using condoms with her?
Kevin: No! She went on the pill and lets me blow my load in her now! She says it’s a religious experience for her.
Todd: Are you really this clueless? She’s lovebombing you so you’ll take care of her ass and the kids.
by Big Dongky December 1, 2019
Get the Lovebombing mug.Lostbooking is when someone is reliving Lost (or watching it for the first time) and constantly pausing it to update facebook statuses regarding the emotional rollercoaster that they are on.
This is often followed my Lost veterans or other fanatics commenting and starting a whole thread that ends up going off topic
This is often followed my Lost veterans or other fanatics commenting and starting a whole thread that ends up going off topic
Person A: (on facebook) Lost almost made me cry and it's not even the end of season 1. But it's so good so I kept watching.
Troll: csb
Person B: Who died?
Person A: You already spoiled it for me enough if i say it i'll spoil it for other people
Person B: Hahaha that sea monster thing wasn't even real
Person A: Shut up.
5 mins later...
Person A: (facebook status) UGH I cannot believe I just went from sad to angry in 5 minutes from watching Lost.
Person C: Are you watching it right now?
Person A: yuup
Person C: You're definitely lostbooking
Troll: csb
Person B: Who died?
Person A: You already spoiled it for me enough if i say it i'll spoil it for other people
Person B: Hahaha that sea monster thing wasn't even real
Person A: Shut up.
5 mins later...
Person A: (facebook status) UGH I cannot believe I just went from sad to angry in 5 minutes from watching Lost.
Person C: Are you watching it right now?
Person A: yuup
Person C: You're definitely lostbooking
by sodacracker April 15, 2011
Get the lostbooking mug.'Longbooking' is what happens when a Facebook status is too long and contains too much information.
If your status includes the words 'see more' at the bottom, you've just become guilty of 'Longbooking'.
If your status includes the words 'see more' at the bottom, you've just become guilty of 'Longbooking'.
An example of 'Longbooking' in action:
Penny Freeny i really think i need to take a break from facebook for a while. there's just too much drama happening in here. why do people have to be so full of drama? i'm soooooooo over all of it. if i have to hear one more time about how much of a...
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Penny Freeny i really think i need to take a break from facebook for a while. there's just too much drama happening in here. why do people have to be so full of drama? i'm soooooooo over all of it. if i have to hear one more time about how much of a...
see more
by flembo caesar February 4, 2010
Get the Longbooking mug.where someone intentionally puts a status they dont agree with about themselves. this could be in the form of a girl saying 'can't believe that bitch called me ugly, i know i am there is not a need to say it' in most cases no one has said a thing to the girl she just wants the guys to say she looks good or 'peng'. it can also be in the form of rating, 'rate me one to ten, even though you will not give me over a 1 I'm ugly' however tread on this carefully if you then say a number withing the 7-80 region they will say 'oh I'm least a 9' even though previously they were a 1 in there own head.
by Marti_j92 August 27, 2010
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