"Isn't Kelly really cringing at our immense soppy nature together?
Nah, she's topping up her Love Tan, she's fine."
"So, any plans for tonight?
Yeah, hanging out at Sean's, though his girlfriend will be there too, better take the Love Tan lotion with me"
Nah, she's topping up her Love Tan, she's fine."
"So, any plans for tonight?
Yeah, hanging out at Sean's, though his girlfriend will be there too, better take the Love Tan lotion with me"
by The Nine of Hearts October 25, 2010
Get the Love Tan mug.When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.
Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.
When you know they weren't sick.
Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.
When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013
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by iFakeSarcasms May 3, 2015
Get the love tank mug.That feeling you get when your love life is absolutely fucked beyond all recognition. Usually results in setting cringe Discord statuses or feeling emotionally distraught. Occurs in all types of people, and has no defining symptoms, but some cases are extremely easy to spot
Examples might include:
"💞 thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends
Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with
Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it
Examples might include:
"💞 thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends
Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with
Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it
Friend: "Bro you good?"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"
by Aim For North June 9, 2022
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