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Love At First Suck 

When a guy and a girl hook up the first time they ever meet and this results in a long term relationship.
(...2 weeks later...)

Dude: Wait, so you guys are going out now?
Boyfriend: Yeah man, her BJ was epic, it was love at first suck
Love At First Suck by DEEVSDEVO November 12, 2010

Suck My Sexy Love 

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.
Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*
Suck My Sexy Love by Ookeay July 15, 2009

love sucks

Love is an ugly, terrible business practiced by fools. It'll trample your heart and leave you bleeding on the floor
love is a pain that had no name. love sucks
love sucks by Raicho May 2, 2011

love sucks

I don't wanna watch you makeout with your girlfriend, its disgusting, get a room!
love sucks by Dee November 19, 2004

Chump Love Sucker 

Fool who will do anything for sex. Even stupid things.
"You jumped back fomr chump love you jumped back for cover but oh no no no I'm no chump lover sucker!" - Red Hot Chili Peppers, No Chump Love Sucker

Love-sucker 

Noun, Someone whose happy romantic relationship absorbs all the available love in their surroundings, leaving their single friends and colleagues unable to find happy romantic relationships of their own. Can be used to refer to long-term, committed relationships or to couples in the beginning stages of a relationship. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to love-suck"
Oh, you two are so cute. You're such love-suckers!

We can't be friends anymore! I can't ever get a boyfriend because you're such a love-sucker!

I don't mean to love-suck, but we're just so happy together.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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