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love suck 

A shorter word for Love Suction
Love suck is;
Uber Suction, and explains the word Blowjob better.
love suck by Ben Dunbar July 23, 2006
Words you can keep

Love At First Suck 

When a guy and a girl hook up the first time they ever meet and this results in a long term relationship.
(...2 weeks later...)

Dude: Wait, so you guys are going out now?
Boyfriend: Yeah man, her BJ was epic, it was love at first suck
Love At First Suck by DEEVSDEVO November 12, 2010

Suck My Sexy Love 

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.
Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*
Suck My Sexy Love by Ookeay July 15, 2009

love sucks

Love is an ugly, terrible business practiced by fools. It'll trample your heart and leave you bleeding on the floor
love is a pain that had no name. love sucks
love sucks by Raicho May 2, 2011

love sucks

I don't wanna watch you makeout with your girlfriend, its disgusting, get a room!
love sucks by Dee November 19, 2004

Chump Love Sucker 

Fool who will do anything for sex. Even stupid things.
"You jumped back fomr chump love you jumped back for cover but oh no no no I'm no chump lover sucker!" - Red Hot Chili Peppers, No Chump Love Sucker

Love-sucker 

Noun, Someone whose happy romantic relationship absorbs all the available love in their surroundings, leaving their single friends and colleagues unable to find happy romantic relationships of their own. Can be used to refer to long-term, committed relationships or to couples in the beginning stages of a relationship. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to love-suck"
Oh, you two are so cute. You're such love-suckers!

We can't be friends anymore! I can't ever get a boyfriend because you're such a love-sucker!

I don't mean to love-suck, but we're just so happy together.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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