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lourenso 

Lourenso is an all around great guy that likes partying on the weekends and engaging in social events,although he has problems with honesty he could talk on for hours about how a cloud looks.ex
I told lourenso to stop sitting down.
lourenso by Henn🐓 November 21, 2021
Words you can keep
All men envy lourens especially Quintons he is a very shy guy with a big dick And all the ladies at the office want to be with him he likes to have fun and relax
lourens by Loutjies June 28, 2017

soren lorenson

Badass imaginary friend of lola from Charlie and Lola.
Can mean "badass" in general.
That cheese is so damn Soren Lorenson it hurts.
Lourenzo is a very nice person when you don't run him down. When Lourenzo is older he will become a WWE superstar. Lourenzo loves going to the gym and eating healthy, Lourenzo also likes it when people acknowledge him as it boosts his confidence and self esteem. Lourenzo will make millions one day so he can treat his beautiful future girlfriend Lola... Hopefully 😂
Lourenzo "Never try, never succeed " Lima Squad since 2014
Lourenzo by Future WWE champ August 20, 2016

Lourenço 

Lourenço comes from latin means "i have a huge genital organ". therefore people of this name have, factually, a huge genital organ.
Ay, you're Lourenço, right?

You're goddamn right
Lourenço by TheRealLourenço May 22, 2021
A tall, sexy individual with a massive cock.
Lourens by FaxSpittingPerson May 7, 2020

Lourenço 

Lourenço is a very attractive young man and is considered one of the hottest guys in the universe. He is so smoking hot he will make your eyes melt. 🔥

You may think he is a douchebag due too his amazing looks but he actually isn’t. Don’t let his good looks fool you, he is actually a really nice catholic boy that goes to church every Sunday and has super high moral values. He is smart, nice, funny, tolerant, cheerful... he is just perfect.

He is the typical handsome Portuguese guy and is currently leaving in Portugal. He is most likely to be seen around Cascais. He is a big fan of the beach, once summer starts he is there all the time doing what he loves most: tanning his perfect body. Although sometimes it is hard for him to go in public with his t-shirt off since many girls want to devour him once they see him. Despite all the fans, he is taken and very devoted to his girlfriend.
-I just noticed everybody stopped and and started staring at that guy at the beach. Who was he?
-Oh that’s Lourenço! Really nice guy! Legend says he’s one of the most good looking guys in the planet!!
Lourenço by Pineapplestrawberry February 5, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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