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(v.) to lol/laugh out loud at someone.
Gerard Way: Holy fuck man, I just cut my balls open with a razor because I was trying to clip my pubes!

Frank Iero: ...lolatchu.
lolatchu by Vanessa Castillo June 6, 2007
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loutchya 

The best meeting of your life will be her. Loutchya is simply a loving, generous and courageous girl. She is an endearing, affectionate person who will fill your heart with love and tenderness.
The best of girlfriends, she will be there for you, every day, every second of your life, she will be the essential element of your life, a spring flower, a ray of sunshine... She is sometimes funny and a little crazy that's what makes her attractive!

She is also your best friend, she will accompany you throughout your life especially when you need her. She is your support for a lifetime!
Don't worry, she will be there!
Loutchya taught me that in life you don't necessarily need to see a person to love them.

And that even if a few miles separate you, love will triumph no matter how far away you are.
She also taught me that sometimes behind a simple argument between two strangers, are hidden one of the most beautiful love stories.
And last but not least, Loutchya taught me that the fear of dying was nothing compared to the fear of not living.

Have a loutchya in your life and you will understand what I mean :)
These words are for you my bee.
I love you Loutchya.C
For eternity...
loutchya by Porcinet240716 November 22, 2021
retard, queer, dumbass, also snitch as fuck, can be used as a slur.
dude, Taran is such a fucking loatch
Loatch by ymhloatchheadass September 20, 2021

loatchitis 

related to the word loatch. When you have been a loatch for so long its like a disease. Can also be used as slur
Lindsey has severe loatchitis.
loatchitis by ymhloatchheadass October 14, 2021

loutchya 

The best meeting of your life will be her. Loutchya is simply a loving, generous and courageous girl. She is an endearing, affectionate person who will fill your heart with love and tenderness.
The best of girlfriends, she will be there for you, every day, every second of your life, she will be the essential element of your life, a spring flower, a ray of sunshine... She is sometimes funny and a little crazy that's what makes her attractive!

She is also your best friend, she will accompany you throughout your life especially when you need her. She is your support for a lifetime!
Don't worry, she will be there!
Loutchya taught me that in life you don't necessarily need to see a person to love them.

And that even if a few miles separate you, love will triumph no matter how far away you are.
She also taught me that sometimes behind a simple argument between two strangers, are hidden one of the most beautiful love stories.
And last but not least, Loutchya taught me that the fear of dying was nothing compared to the fear of not living.

Have a loutchya in your life and you will understand what I mean :)
These words are for you my bee.
I love you Loutchya.C
For eternity...
These words are for you my bee.
I love you Loutchya.C
For eternity...
loutchya by Porcinet240716 November 22, 2021

loutchya 

"Because you have to be crazy to love a crazy person" is the quote that best defines Loutchya: crazy, curious, but adorable! Like Alice in Wonderland, she will always be there for her hatter!
loutchya is a swordfish XD
loutchya by Porcinet240716 November 22, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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