loosey deucey 

when yo butthole loose

ayy yo fam my ass loose as shit, dis mofo loosey deucey

loosey deucey by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) December 17, 2018

loosey deucy 

Not quite diarrhea, but a rather loose, unformed stool. a bowel movement that takes on a soft serve like consistency.

"Whew, I shouldn't of had that late night burrito, I just had a real loosey deucy in the bathroom at work!"

loosey deucy by emrsushi September 2, 2009

loose deuce

Diarrhea, liquid shit, wet fart

Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.

loose deuce by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005

Loose Deuce

An ugly female who is known to sleep around.

"Damn look at that chubby hoe with no panties on!"

"Ewhhh, that bitch is a loose deuce."

Loose Deuce by J-Syth October 15, 2011

Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

Loose Deuce by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

shake a deuce loose 

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

shake a deuce loose by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

Deuce Loosely 

A twice-appeared character from the former MTV sock-puppet show, Sifl & Olly. Deuce was third in a line of "guests" being interviewed in a segment about "Guys Who Auditioned to Be the Drummer for KISS." He represented a panda. It was revealed by the end of the interview that he never actually played drums before, but studies the ancient folklore of the panda. You can find this episode on a DVD collection of Sifl & Olly episodes.

"I am Deuce Loosely and I know everything about pandas."

Deuce Loosely by deuceloosely September 24, 2005