A twice-appeared character from the former MTV sock-puppet show, Sifl & Olly. Deuce was third in a line of "guests" being interviewed in a segment about "Guys Who Auditioned to Be the Drummer for KISS." He represented a panda. It was revealed by the end of the interview that he never actually played drums before, but studies the ancient folklore of the panda. You can find this episode on a DVD collection of Sifl & Olly episodes.
"I am Deuce Loosely and I know everything about pandas."
by deuceloosely September 25, 2005
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1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
by Shay Sights May 14, 2022
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1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
by Shay Sights May 14, 2022
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noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe
1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.
by d-man December 11, 2003
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I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"
by Sir_Poopsalot November 20, 2013
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A turd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.
1.

Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!

2.

first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.

second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?

first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.
by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012
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Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.
by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005
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