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Loosened his Vowels

When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.
Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!
by will bitten September 14, 2017
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I Loosened It For You

What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?

Guy 2: Sure

<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>

Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>
by G-Negro December 15, 2008
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Loveness

Loveness: the feeling of complete and total love without question for someone
My loveness for her got me thru my dark days.
by Chester The Cat January 29, 2015
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I loosened it for you

What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.
Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."

Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010
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eternal losseyness

Being out of a game forever
If you miss that shot ur in a eternal losseyness
by Connor Havanas May 3, 2008
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loveness

nat loves dani so much she is gonna die of loveness

alex: hey
chloe: hey babe
alex: hows my loveness?
chloe: aw yer so sweet! good u?
by cheesy Wonton May 14, 2011
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lostness

Obviously, "the condition of being lost," but more often in a psychological sense than in a geographical sense.
The 1970s was a decade of lostness for the American people, with wavering or obliteration of compass points they had once thought permanently fixed.
by Luddz June 12, 2015
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