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If you don't use it, You will loose it.
If you do not use a condom durring your sexual intercourse, you will "lock" due to the male circumcision wile having an orgasm and ejaculate all over the females uteris and get her pregnant threw SEVERE PAIN in the penis head.
FUCK, my father had me circumcised! I didn't know, I fuck some chick and "locked" inside her vagina and cummed,
I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!
now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!
I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!
"If you don't use it, You will loose it."
I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!
now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!
I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!
"If you don't use it, You will loose it."
If you don't use it, You will loose it. by adof hitler July 7, 2009
let it loose
Guy 1 - Something happened, and I can't hold it anymore.
Guy 2- Just let it loose, bro.
Guy 1 - Oh thank you man, my girlfriend cheated on me...
Guy 2- Just let it loose, bro.
Guy 1 - Oh thank you man, my girlfriend cheated on me...
let it loose by Tarinickles August 11, 2017
keepin it loose
1. A way a woman responds after asked how she was doing, meaning that shes been working her streets well, and loves to have alot of sex.
2. A way to make fun of a woman by letting her know she is.
2. A way to make fun of a woman by letting her know she is.
keepin it loose by daniel olivares October 5, 2006
Hit the goose where it's loose
1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)
1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby
Hit the goose where it's loose by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021
just lose it
just lose it by Azuma-san June 13, 2005
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