loopsey

The best name for a orange female cat.

Wow your cat looks like garfield, What’s her name, Her name is Loopsey

by facts only no kissy December 11, 2021

loosey

A loosey is a single cigarette.. not oral sex! what's wrong with you people

'Im gon go down to the store to pick up a loosey from the Arabs'

by Blitz July 31, 2004

loosey

A single cigarette that you buy from an A-rab.

Hey man can I get a loosey?

by the cam September 21, 2005

loosey liu

Not to be confused with the actress Lucy Liu. Loosey Liu is a slang term used to describe a very loose Asian pornstar.

Dude that Asian chick's got 3 dicks in her pussy at the same time, thats one crazy Loosey Liu!

by assman21 October 18, 2008

loosey goosey

Not following prescribed guidelines or general societal expectations. Very casual. Bypassing certain boundaries.

Jack always comes to work late. I guess both he and the boss are loosey goosey when it comes to punctuality.

by GarthF December 28, 2005

Loosey whities

Briefs (or tighty whities) that have been worn so much that they have lost elasticity in the waistband and fabric.

You know it's time to throw out your tighty whities when they become loosey whities.

Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:

throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;

leave them in someone's glove compartment;

put them in someone's desk at work or school;

throw them onto a powerline;

hang them from a tree branch or bush;

stuff them into someone's pillow case;

put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;

superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;

hoist them onto a flagpole;

staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;

tape them onto a blackboard;

sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;

place them into someone's shoes;

put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;

tape them onto someone's locker;

stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard time opening it;

clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;

leave them on a supermarket shelf;

shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;

sneak them into a slurpee machine;

put them into someone's mailbox;

place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;

hang them from someone's car antenna or side mirror;

leave them in the middle of a hallway;

put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;

deposit them in a post box;

clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;

leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;

leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;

stuff them into someone's cd player or dvd player;

donate them to goodwill.

by Undies Expert April 10, 2009

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009