You know it'
s time to throw out your tighty whities when they become loosey whities.
Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:
throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;
leave them in someone's glove compartment;
put them in someone's desk at
work or school;
throw them onto a powerline;
hang them from a tree branch or bush;
stuff them into someone's pillow
case;
put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;
superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;
hoist them onto a flagpole;
staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;
tape them onto a blackboard;
sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;
place them into someone's
shoes;
put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;
tape them onto someone's locker;
stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard
time opening it;
clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;
leave them on a supermarket shelf;
shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;
sneak them into a slurpee machine;
put them into someone's mailbox;
place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;
hang them from someone's
car antenna or side mirror;
leave them in the middle of a hallway;
put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;
deposit them in a post
box;
clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;
leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;
leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;
stuff them into someone's cd
player or dvd
player;
donate them to goodwill.