Longth 

Australian slang for a penis with every STD. Used to call people gross, stinky or putrid. Can also be used to describe a person, calling them a penis with every STD.

Man 1: Yeah you know Riley yeah?
Man 2: Oh yeah he's a proper longth cunt!

Longth by TheKidneyShifter July 10, 2019

longth 

noun; the quality of being very long and slender

"That dude must be like 6'5" and 90 lbs!"
"Yeah, he's got that longth!"

longth by mjack96 June 3, 2016

Longtermgevity 

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".

Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.

Longtermgevity by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016

Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

Crimp Off A Length by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

The Length 

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.

"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"

The Length by Mister Back December 15, 2011

Longhouse 

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.

-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.

Longhouse by karqz November 12, 2022

lingthusiasm

a person who have a deeply passion for linguistics

A: Do u know that Marry can speak 5 languages fluently

B: how cool! She is a true lingthusiasm

lingthusiasm by linhtrg June 5, 2021