longtails

Longtails is the craziest loveable thing you'll ever meet. You'll most likely find him in a welly humid terrain. He can be the best tiny little lizard you'll ever find. He is the cutest little lizard. He sadly has died and you cannot find him.

"Have you heard of longtails' death?
"He was so cute!"

longtails by Lizard lover February 9, 2021

longhairs 

Men set aside from other men because they grow either their hair, their beards, or both longer than the cultural norm. Longhairs may be a target for ridicule in some situations, including the possibility of employment or being called 'hippies' but have a genuine resolve to grow long hair in spite of all criticism. Longhairs come from all types of political and socio-economic backgrounds and are not characterized by one example in particular.

"He is planning on playing video games with the other longhairs from the office after work."

"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.

longhairs by Psyclonix December 30, 2011

Danish Longballs 

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

Danish Longballs by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011

longtail 

A drug belonging to the benzodiazepine class of sedatives with an exceptionally long biological half-life. Powerful members include clonazepam and flurazepam. They are capable of rendering grown men incapicitated for days.

"Shit doze longtails weely nice, I'm still chuzzed (see chuzzle)"

longtail by Dr Fur March 18, 2004

lonytail 

A unisex hair style in which a person has no other hair on their head with the exception of a patch of hair that is pulled into a ponytail.

Yeah, he shaved it all off except for the ponytail at the back of his head! What a gross lonytail!

lonytail by Uncle D Dot June 3, 2011

Longballs 

A derogatory term for a male who has reached at least Middle Age. Derived from the propensity of the testicular sack to grow longer over time.

"Ha look at longballs over there, I bet he's at least 75 years old.."; "Hey longballs! When you sit to pee at 4:00am do you have to hold them out of the water?"

Longballs by Skuncle Himself June 6, 2017

Longtail 

A person or persons that seek the termination of anothers profile on a social networking website through the usage of the help and safety tool.

TheSuperDug: dave i reported all your comments rofl

TheBigfishcatcher01: ye longtail ye

Longtail by theuser1234 April 10, 2011