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Longtail 

A person or persons that seek the termination of anothers profile on a social networking website through the usage of the help and safety tool.
TheSuperDug: dave i reported all your comments rofl

TheBigfishcatcher01: ye longtail ye
Longtail by theuser1234 April 10, 2011

longtail 

Noun - Manx English.

Comes from a taboo on the Isle of Man where it is extremely bad luck to say the word "rat".
Manxman: I saw a bunch of longtails stuck together on the subway.

New Yorker: You wha...?

Manxman: Longtails, the hairy ones. The fat hairy ones.
longtail by chlevy November 30, 2024

lonytail 

A unisex hair style in which a person has no other hair on their head with the exception of a patch of hair that is pulled into a ponytail.
Yeah, he shaved it all off except for the ponytail at the back of his head! What a gross lonytail!
lonytail by Uncle D Dot June 3, 2011
Longtails is the craziest loveable thing you'll ever meet. You'll most likely find him in a welly humid terrain. He can be the best tiny little lizard you'll ever find. He is the cutest little lizard. He sadly has died and you cannot find him.
"Have you heard of longtails' death?
"He was so cute!"
longtails by Lizard lover February 9, 2021

Long tail 

A LONG TAIL is a definition for rat commonly used on the Isle of Man. This phrase can be used as an insult to someone who is acting “ratty”
Oh Joe bloggs. He’s a long tail
Long tail by Purplehashbrown March 12, 2024

longtalkcytocin 

The oxytocin mood boost that comes from a long, heart-to-heart conversation.
I talked to my new girlfriend for hours this morning and now I have that longtalkcytocin high.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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