Longstaff

Has a monster cock which he inflicts on numerous females in one sitting.

This guy is going to do a Longstaff on these girls.

by Bradley Longstaff August 7, 2022

longstaff

A person who has a good tast in women has good hair and is halarious but has a small penis

that person is a longstaff for sure.

by Jose’s November 28, 2017

Longstaff it

To take a potion or elixir in a mmorg that doubles your experience points for a limited amount of time, and then push through to the end with little or no sleep to maximize your investment and leveling up capabilities.

The phrase is semi-popular among Dragon Age Legend players, and named after former DAL player Faren Longstaff who was notorious for doing it, and then going straight through to the finish.

Hey Mike, Lex, I got my elixir, my grub, and two dozen energy drinks. Now I'm going to Longstaff it and grind the Coves for xp and go from level 30 to 35 in a 24 hour blitz. Why don't you come and join me online.

by Harry N July 11, 2011

Matt Longstaff

Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners

Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!

by Ssoulle July 18, 2009

Nick longstaffe

A stay at home son that lives off his parents.

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…

by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

Longshafting

Named after the great Edward Longshaft, who was famous for the use of his extremely large member and his excessive thrusting that accompanied it in his bedroom antics. The term longshafting refers to any pelvic thrust over 2 feet in length during sexual intercourse. It does not have to be accompanied by a 2 foot member, and should be used cautiously as it can result in serious harm for those involved. The pile driver is the most efficient and safest position to use when learning the skill of longshafting.

"Hey, you know that girl from town the other night? We went back to hers and it got freaky. She had to bite down on her own arm when i started longshafting her."

"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."

by AJ Phlare August 19, 2009

Longstack

Similar to a shortstack but a very tall woman instead.

Anon: "I saw a very tall woman with a nice ass and tits!"

Anon2: "she must be a longstack fam."

by My ears are getting better June 28, 2022