longchamp
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Longchamp
1. a french man/woman who is extremely attractive, with angular legs and curly hair.
2. a very distinctive type of laugh, usually associated with squealing, cackling, snorting, yelling, drawing attention to one's self, or covering one's mouth with one hand, while audibly laughing...and slapping the person in whom one is sitting next to
3. the quality of lacking basic storytelling skills
(so the other day...*laughs* it was so insert any adjective)
4. the characteristic in which causes one to cross the line of funny and awkward...every time given the opportunity
2. a very distinctive type of laugh, usually associated with squealing, cackling, snorting, yelling, drawing attention to one's self, or covering one's mouth with one hand, while audibly laughing...and slapping the person in whom one is sitting next to
3. the quality of lacking basic storytelling skills
(so the other day...*laughs* it was so insert any adjective)
4. the characteristic in which causes one to cross the line of funny and awkward...every time given the opportunity
*people look questioningly at a short legged, curly headed, yet extremely attractive person*
person one: "they must be a Longchamp"
person one: "they must be a Longchamp"
Longchamp by LongchampWannabe February 24, 2011
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Tom-Tom-Longhammer
Tom-Tom-Longhammer is a slang term that denotes a man who is slightly cross-eyed, with pigeon feet and tall in stature (over 6ft 3in), yet, between his legs hangs an enormous penis, called a Longhammer. The prefix of this compound word originates from the idea that if said person was a Native American, his tribal name would be Tom-Tom. It is not unusual for a Tom-Tom-Longhammer to be exceptionally well endowed--often resembling a deformed cucumber whose nutrient source during gestational timeframes was a synthesized form of growth hormone that is currently banned in most countries except North Korea where it is used for artificial excess growth in vegetable production. This uniquely sized penis is also used a counter weight that swings to and fro, like a pendulum, neutralizing the opposing motion created by the large anatomically incorrect pigeon feet. It has been said that a Tom-Tom-Longhammer is the most loyal person you will ever meet. He is generous and kind, albeit awkward in nearly all social settings due to his enormous wanker. When a Tom-Tom-Longhammer gets angry, he immediately and instinctively takes off all of his cloths and begins to violently masturbate while going completely crosseyed. It is best to maintain a safe distance from a Tom-Tom-Longhammer when he feels threatened.
Damn, bro, look at that big pigeon looking motherfucker, I bet that homie is a fucking Tom-Tom-Longhammer!
Tom-Tom-Longhammer by MalibuRecon May 21, 2018
logchamp
/ loh gh ch amp/
1Using pogchamp in refrence to Logstedshire.
2Alternate synonym for pogchamp, using respectfully.
Synonyms
Pogchamp; log; frogchamp; loggers; pogger
1Using pogchamp in refrence to Logstedshire.
2Alternate synonym for pogchamp, using respectfully.
Synonyms
Pogchamp; log; frogchamp; loggers; pogger
logchamp by Heywasuphowdy February 1, 2021
Longhammer
With the help of his longhammer, Alex was able to defeat the rebel alliance, master the violin, and still make it home in time for lunch
Longhammer by Megantron August 9, 2010
LongCrapper
LongCrapper by my-peroid-is-near October 12, 2017
lonechamich
To be even more extremely sexy then Saro and have an even larger penis that every women wants to have.
lonechamich by Alex January 4, 2005
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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