longchamp

To expel feces while trying to be humorous by emitting gas from the anus.

He had to go home and change his underwear since he longchamped himself.

by Ndubb1 April 2, 2022

Longchamp

1. a french man/woman who is extremely attractive, with angular legs and curly hair.

2. a very distinctive type of laugh, usually associated with squealing, cackling, snorting, yelling, drawing attention to one's self, or covering one's mouth with one hand, while audibly laughing...and slapping the person in whom one is sitting next to

3. the quality of lacking basic storytelling skills
(so the other day...*laughs* it was so insert any adjective)

4. the characteristic in which causes one to cross the line of funny and awkward...every time given the opportunity

*people look questioningly at a short legged, curly headed, yet extremely attractive person*
person one: "they must be a Longchamp"

by LongchampWannabe February 24, 2011

Tom-Tom-Longhammer

Tom-Tom-Longhammer is a slang term that denotes a man who is slightly cross-eyed, with pigeon feet and tall in stature (over 6ft 3in), yet, between his legs hangs an enormous penis, called a Longhammer. The prefix of this compound word originates from the idea that if said person was a Native American, his tribal name would be Tom-Tom. It is not unusual for a Tom-Tom-Longhammer to be exceptionally well endowed--often resembling a deformed cucumber whose nutrient source during gestational timeframes was a synthesized form of growth hormone that is currently banned in most countries except North Korea where it is used for artificial excess growth in vegetable production. This uniquely sized penis is also used a counter weight that swings to and fro, like a pendulum, neutralizing the opposing motion created by the large anatomically incorrect pigeon feet. It has been said that a Tom-Tom-Longhammer is the most loyal person you will ever meet. He is generous and kind, albeit awkward in nearly all social settings due to his enormous wanker. When a Tom-Tom-Longhammer gets angry, he immediately and instinctively takes off all of his cloths and begins to violently masturbate while going completely crosseyed. It is best to maintain a safe distance from a Tom-Tom-Longhammer when he feels threatened.

Damn, bro, look at that big pigeon looking motherfucker, I bet that homie is a fucking Tom-Tom-Longhammer!

by MalibuRecon May 21, 2018

logchamp

/ loh gh ch amp/

1Using pogchamp in refrence to Logstedshire.

2Alternate synonym for pogchamp, using respectfully.

Synonyms

Pogchamp; log; frogchamp; loggers; pogger

Person 1: I got an A on my test!
Person 2: Logchamp!

by Heywasuphowdy February 1, 2021

Longhammer

A trusty tool that helps ordinary men do extraordinary things

With the help of his longhammer, Alex was able to defeat the rebel alliance, master the violin, and still make it home in time for lunch

by Megantron August 9, 2010

LongCrapper

When you take a crap for longer than 10 minutes on the toilet

I have to take a longcrapper

by my-peroid-is-near October 12, 2017

lonechamich

To be even more extremely sexy then Saro and have an even larger penis that every women wants to have.

Hey look, it's Lonechamich, he's even sexier then Saro.

by Alex January 4, 2005