LongCrapper 

When you take a crap for longer than 10 minutes on the toilet

I have to take a longcrapper

LongCrapper by my-peroid-is-near October 12, 2017

Longsnapper

A female that has such a short, narrow taint that her vagina and anus appear to be one long slit.

Dude, I picked up that chick at happy hour last night. My dick stinks though - she was a longsnapper. I think I put it in her ass by accident.

Longsnapper by B. Ballard March 4, 2009