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longboat

the mans last name was longboat.
by the funny guy 932 June 12, 2018
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longboat key

A great vacation destination with white sandy beaches, stunning sunsets, beautiful homes, and much more! Go for a walk or go boating you’ll love what your doing no matter what!
“Wow dude! It looks like your in heaven!”

“Nope, I’m just in Longboat Key.”
by genevieve0312 December 20, 2019
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dutch longboat

Variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own penis. Everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man's hand to stroke his penis under other people's control.
"Hey, how was the orgy last night?"
"Kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up."
by peasman July 4, 2010
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Viking Longboat

A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.

Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.

At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman

The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish
Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''

Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE!''
by Dudehour November 16, 2011
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Neville Longbottomed

When a non-attractive person goes through puberty and becomes very attractive as a result.

First seen on Tumblr and Imgur, this term refers to Matthew Lewis's battle and victory over puberty.
"Have you seen Lisa since grade school?"
"No I have not, she really Neville Longbottomed. Damn."

"I was staying at my friend's house when her brother who I haven't seen in years walks in to say hello. I was in shock, as he Neville Longbottomed."
by Jamie McCrimmon August 25, 2013
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Longbottom Leaf

The finest pipe-weed in all of South Farthing
Merry: Say Pippin, what's that you got there?
Pippin: Well Merry, only the finest weed in all of South-Farthing.
Merry: Longbottom leaf?! You might want me to try it first, just to make sure it's not "coughs" poisoned or anything"
by Frodo son of Drogo April 16, 2011
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Neville Longbottom

To get significantly more attractive after going through the process of puberty.

Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.

The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.
Me looking in the mirror: I'd better Neville Longbottom by the time I get to uni, or I'm going to die alone. :/
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!
by ICantThinkOfAUsername June 29, 2015
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