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the mans last name was longboat.
longboat by the funny guy 932 June 12, 2018
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longboat key 

A great vacation destination with white sandy beaches, stunning sunsets, beautiful homes, and much more! Go for a walk or go boating you’ll love what your doing no matter what!
Wow dude! It looks like your in heaven!”

“Nope, I’m just in Longboat Key.”
longboat key by genevieve0312 December 20, 2019

dutch longboat 

Variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own penis. Everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man's hand to stroke his penis under other people's control.
"Hey, how was the orgy last night?"
"Kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up."
dutch longboat by peasman July 4, 2010

Viking Longboat 

A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.

Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.

At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman

The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish
Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''

Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE!''
Viking Longboat by Dudehour November 16, 2011

Neville Longbottomed 

When a non-attractive person goes through puberty and becomes very attractive as a result.

First seen on Tumblr and Imgur, this term refers to Matthew Lewis's battle and victory over puberty.
"Have you seen Lisa since grade school?"
"No I have not, she really Neville Longbottomed. Damn."

"I was staying at my friend's house when her brother who I haven't seen in years walks in to say hello. I was in shock, as he Neville Longbottomed."

Longbottom Leaf 

The finest pipe-weed in all of South Farthing
Merry: Say Pippin, what's that you got there?
Pippin: Well Merry, only the finest weed in all of South-Farthing.
Merry: Longbottom leaf?! You might want me to try it first, just to make sure it's not "coughs" poisoned or anything"

Neville Longbottom 

To get significantly more attractive after going through the process of puberty.

Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.

The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.
Me looking in the mirror: I'd better Neville Longbottom by the time I get to uni, or I'm going to die alone. :/
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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