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Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

long-john by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009

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long john

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

long john by thedudeman May 28, 2004

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long john

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

long john by kow_heman February 25, 2005

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long john

A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts

long john by Peters style! February 9, 2004

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Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

Long john by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

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long john

it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women

oh long john do it do it hard and wet

long john by Matthew De Gregorio July 25, 2017

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Long John

When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.

Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?

Long John by HeyitsLJ May 10, 2011

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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