long-john

Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

long-john by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009

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long john

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

long john by thedudeman May 28, 2004

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long john

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

long john by kow_heman February 25, 2005

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Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts

long john by Peters style! February 9, 2004

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Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

Long john by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

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long john

it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women

oh long john do it do it hard and wet

long john by Matthew De Gregorio July 25, 2017

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Long John

When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.

Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?

Long John by HeyitsLJ May 10, 2011

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