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penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
by thedudeman May 28, 2004

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when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.
not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.
by thedudeman May 26, 2004

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a non-entity; an imagined threat
Maybe if we weren't so busy chasing the communist boogie man during the Cold War, we wouldn't have armed and trained Islamicist extremists.
by thedudeman May 27, 2004

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