thedudeman's definitions

long john

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

by thedudeman May 28, 2004

goat heart

when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.

not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.

by thedudeman May 26, 2004

boogie man

a non-entity; an imagined threat

Maybe if we weren't so busy chasing the communist boogie man during the Cold War, we wouldn't have armed and trained Islamicist extremists.

by thedudeman May 27, 2004