Definitions by thedudeman

long john 

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

long john by thedudeman May 28, 2004

boogie man 

a non-entity; an imagined threat

Maybe if we weren't so busy chasing the communist boogie man during the Cold War, we wouldn't have armed and trained Islamicist extremists.

boogie man by thedudeman May 27, 2004

goat heart 

when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.

not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.

goat heart by thedudeman May 26, 2004