When you had ATTEMPTED to tell a short version of a story but you end up telling the entire story anyway. Or if you have gone far off of the original point, and want to summize the statement. Started in Virginia Beach, by Reitzel.

Long story long, I'll be over tomorrow

Long Story Long by MaddWopp February 4, 2022

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Long Island Long Jump

A sexual act in which a man lies prostrate on the ground, and the receiver jumps off a bed or similarly high platform and attempts to land upon the man's penis.

My girlfriend is a total freak! She asked me if I wanted to try a Long Island Long Jump with her!

Long Island Long Jump by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

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Long Covid

A new term since covid-19 for myalgic encephalomyelitis ME/CFS a life changing dibilitating condition that has been known about for over 40 years. But neglected by the medical profession and governments world wide.
myalgic encephalomyelitis
Chronic fatigue syndrome

ME/CFS
People with myalgic encephalomyelitis World wide are often neglected and discriminated against by the medical profession and governments.

Sadly it takes a world wide pandemic to draw in the attention of research.

Let's hope in the next 2 years development of finding a cure, understanding and proper support support of those suffering from it moves further forward than the last 40 years.

I am in pain, cannot walk, eat sleep or focus on the basics of living I have long covid.

Long Covid by Kpinitreal October 15, 2020

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Flavored Long Neck

A long neck bottle of beer that has been inserted into a pussy leaving the taste on the rim for her significant other.

Would you like my girlfriend to bring you a flavored long neck? or Hey baby, can you make it a flavored long neck

Flavored Long Neck by LongNecker February 18, 2015

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