long bells 

noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells

noun; big balls

my long bells are itchy...

long bells by calmbeforethestoem January 23, 2025

long balls

It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.

Larry David, Curb your Enthusiasm. "I have long balls, LONG BALLS!"

long balls by Capitaann November 12, 2007

long balls

A condition occuring in males, characteristed by testicles slightly more distended than the average pair. The condition has been appropriated by some Afro-Caribbean communities as Long Ass Balls, which is something of a misnomer since the patient's anus is unrelated to the condition.

Untreated, Long Balls might result in serious medical emergency. Typically, complications related to Long Balls will arise when the patient suddenly twists his body, momentarily ensnaring the testicles in the fly of underwear which 'acts like a noose'. Scrotal haematoma, or contusion is likely to occur, or 'twisty balls' in laymans terms.

long balls by alberto pardsnip August 11, 2010

long balls

something really boring and seemingly never ending. It can also be used for perfunctory tasks.

doing the housework is long balls

long balls by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. 

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

long in the balls 

when a man is old, over the hill. similaRr to the exp. long in the tooth.

How old is Larry? He looks a little long in the balls.

long in the balls by Morton Hunt March 15, 2008

Danish Longballs 

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

Danish Longballs by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011