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long ass 

An increment of time, lengthy in nature.
After I ran over a herd of tree huggers, I served a long ass in Pelican Bay.
long ass by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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long ass 

Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.
Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?
long ass by Chip Z'hoyy January 2, 2012

Long ass ride 

Long ass ride is one of the K-Pop boy group named NCT's most lit lyrics of all time. It was sung by Mark Lee from NCT U in the song, The 7th Sense (일곱 번째 감각).
Long ass ride by butomars February 23, 2019

Long Ass Ride 

means Mr Mark Lee has been involved in too much of NCT and he needs rest and not to mention it’s his slogan as well
“Hey Mark, didn’t you just graduated but why are you still awake?” - Random person

“Cause was a long ass ride”

“Uh, and that’s a long ass ride”- the seventh sense, NCTU
Long Ass Ride by xxanrchy February 26, 2019

long ass time 

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.
I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.

long ass gun 

The gun "allegedly" used by rapper Gun Rack in the show Key & Peele to kill Darnell Simmons.
"Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium."
long ass gun by MrBro-iden October 23, 2015

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.
I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.
Long ass week by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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