9 definitions by Chip Z'hoyy
A lumpy fat chick with a mean disposition who wears clothes way too tight and slutty. Always drinks too much and pees the bed.
Unbelievable. Nora did it again. She managed to get some guy to take her home after berating him and she pissed the bed. She's a true Sea Beagle.
by Chip Z'hoyy November 18, 2013
Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?
by Chip Z'hoyy January 2, 2012
Noun
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.
I should have known after pounding PBR's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that I'd have loose stool the next day. It couldn't wait to get out of me.
by Chip Z'hoyy June 16, 2014
A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.
by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011
by Chip Z'hoyy August 1, 2011
A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.
And then you eat pizza.
And then you eat pizza.
Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.
by Chip Z'hoyy April 15, 2013
by Chip Z'hoyy August 5, 2011