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Long penis 

A male organ that some women will agree to want or have wanted at some point in time in their life
Dude dominic's got a long penis

Well I know who I'll be going with now
Long penis by Savy my nigga January 13, 2019

long penis 

girl:ohh I wanna play with ur long penis man:u sexy mama of course teacher: don't have sex!
long penis by jade9303546 March 27, 2022

Go Long-Penis 

Being attracted to a girl, but not wanting a committed relationship. All you want to do is have sex with her. Another term for "hit it and quit it."
Guy A: "Dude, why don't you two date?"

Guy B: "I'd rather not. I mean, I'd go long-penis, but not long-term.
Go Long-Penis by Dernson September 10, 2011

my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it
Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
my long penis by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023

long saggy penis 

when ones penis goes to saggy because the persons has had too much anal sex.this happens when the person has multiple orgasms every hour, 24 hours.
I have a very long saggy penis but sometimes when i had sex again i got a bona and it curved into my girlfriends but.

long hary black penis 

When an African American male named Hary does not shave his pubic region.
Damn Hary, My African American friend, you do not shave your pubic hairs. Some say you have a long hary black penis.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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