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long ass 

An increment of time, lengthy in nature.
After I ran over a herd of tree huggers, I served a long ass in Pelican Bay.
long ass by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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long ass 

Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.
Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?
long ass by Chip Z'hoyy January 2, 2012

Long ass ride 

Long ass ride is one of the K-Pop boy group named NCT's most lit lyrics of all time. It was sung by Mark Lee from NCT U in the song, The 7th Sense (일곱 번째 감각).
And that's a long ass ride
Long ass ride by butomars February 23, 2019

Long Ass Ride 

means Mr Mark Lee has been involved in too much of NCT and he needs rest and not to mention it’s his slogan as well
“Hey Mark, didn’t you just graduated but why are you still awake?” - Random person

“Cause was a long ass ride

“Uh, and that’s a long ass ride”- the seventh sense, NCTU
Long Ass Ride by xxanrchy February 26, 2019

long ass time 

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.
I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.

long ass gun 

The gun "allegedly" used by rapper Gun Rack in the show Key & Peele to kill Darnell Simmons.
"Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium."
long ass gun by MrBro-iden October 23, 2015

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.
I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.
Long ass week by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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