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kristyn is a lonfer
lonfer by dieirjnffn November 25, 2021
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take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.
Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!
Related Words
A loner is a leader who doesn't want to be followed.
Loners find their own solutions by taking their own advice, not other people's.
loner by Ice Warrier July 5, 2012

social loner

An individual who enjoys spending time alone just as much as spending time with people; however, he or she is quickly worn out by large crowds and must withdraw from people for a while in order to balance themselves out yet again. These individuals are naturally quiet, inconsistent, and very easily bored.
A "social loner" will sit in a room alone for hours on end, and will comfortably be more entertained than if they were at a social event, but only because intelligent people are a rarity these days, and all others a waste of time.
social loner by draculina March 4, 2009
One who is probably super intelligent but doesn't want anyone to know that.

Someone people call weird because they didn't give the loner a chance to get to know them.

Someone who keeps to themselves, doesn't like conflict, but could kick ass if needed.

Someone that no one really knows except a rare few.

Social when needed and usually very talkative.

A person who's been backstabbed way too many times.

Staying away so no one will get mad or jealous that she smiled and misunderstood it as being "flirting."

Someone who prefers being alone, or with few important people in their life, it's by choice. Less drama.

Small circles, chosen few, anti conflicts, kick ass, less drama.

Someone of these traits could constitute as "loner."
Hey look at her, she's such a loner!

Happy loner!
Loner by lonerstatus March 19, 2013
A loner finds comfort driving, walking and shopping alone. They do not do well with groups as they are not two faced. They find hooking up with others and setting a timeline to meet can become aggravating. They can become impatient with others. They are thinkers and love to solve problems and make improvements. They love laying out in the sun and just daydream. They may love to sit out and fish but become sad when they see the catch struggling. The loner is always watching, listening and thinking. If they sit alone they do not sit with their back to the door. A loner studies life around them and loves the simple things in life. A loner loves the wind, rain, sun and clouds grasping every season with open arms. A loner has zero tolerance for negative uppity people. A loner loves people that have a good sense of humor without being mean or obnoxious. A loner is a loner by choice as they have a inner clock that may suddenly tell them to switch gears and they have learned to listen to their feelings, not doing so they may become agitated. A loner loves their pets as they are much like her....independent!
A loner walks alone, observing, independent and loves life.
loner by tunie August 17, 2013

Popular Loner 

A person who stays to themself, but is loved/liked by many
That guy Doug is really a popular loner!
Popular Loner by OhYeahWuan July 19, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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