lonely boy
lonely boy by personone July 19, 2021
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lonely boy
Usually a teenager who participates in constant masturbation alone. He gets negative pus. Usually has a record of 7 times in a day. Hasn’t had a girlfriend in months or years and when they do it’s usually a farce.
Guy 1: there goes a real lonely boy
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off
Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan
Guy 1: exaclty
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off
Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan
Guy 1: exaclty
lonely boy by Parkerhatesme October 19, 2017
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One Less Lonely Boy
On September 5th, 2010 at his concert in Maryland, Justin Bieber got pranked by his crew. For his song "One Less Lonely Girl", he usually has a female fan from the crowd brought up on stage, and he sings to her and gives her flowers. Well, on September 5th, a old, fat man wearing a crown was brought on stage. Justin was creeped out and wouldn't even give him the flowers, so he gave them to a girl in the audience. He jokingly knocked the crown off the man's head also, when he finally realized the crew had pranked him. At the end of the song, the man picked Justin up. So what usually is known as the One Less Lonely Girl, turned into the One Less Lonely Boy that night!
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Semi-automatic lonely boy
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Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy
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New York lonely boy
Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
New York lonely boy by RandomZed March 28, 2023
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Los Lonely Boys by Jason January 17, 2004
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