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Lolsuit
A fake, frivolous lawsuit that is so ridiculous or baseless, you can't help but laugh. Often used to refer to the threat of such a lawsuit.
Zephyr tried to file a lolsuit against me just because I said he didn't know how to use a bar of soap.
Lolsuit by Baral'heia Stormdancer July 26, 2008
lolspeek
An intentional misspelling of the word "lolspeak". Which is quite ironic, as lolspeak is wholly based on intentional misspelling.
lolspeek by ThaBigCheesy February 27, 2010
LolSpeak
An extremely complicated language that is often mistaken for textspeak. It is mainly used for Kitteh pictures, but people don't realize that there's a huge organization running lolspeak. There is even a bible translation project going on where they will translate the entire bible into lolspeak. Ceiling Cat is the god behind this language. It's not as easy as you think, trust me.
Ceiling Cat blessinz apwn yu, srsly.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.
Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!
eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!
eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.
lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.
Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!
eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!
eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.
lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.
LolSpeak by BoredDude2 April 25, 2010
lolsipops
The most awesome way of expressing that you are laughing out loud. It can also be referred to as a lollipop that makes you laugh out loud.
lolsipops by IAmTheSuperman January 16, 2010
lolsum
This word comes from the word awsum which is a more 1337 way of writing awesome. In essense, lolsum is a more 1337 version of awsum.
lolsum by krizalllid November 4, 2009
LOLSPLAT
I rode across San Francisco today. LOLSPLAT at every other intersection. Please, take me back to Oakland where people have better excuses for wandering into traffic.
LOLSPLAT by langstraad March 9, 2011
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