lolspatch - another word for Steri-Strips (skinny band-aids). Used when you laugh out loud so that the sides of your mouth split and the blood comes out.
Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - ha ha ha ha ha
Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?
Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the flesh back together with a lolspatch
Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - ha ha ha ha ha
Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?
Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the flesh back together with a lolspatch
Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - HA HA HA HA HA
Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?
Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the torn flesh back together with a lolspatch
Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?
Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the torn flesh back together with a lolspatch
by Swatter Tom April 5, 2015
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by Vanessa Castillo June 6, 2007
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n. el-oh-el-san-chehz
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
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Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.
by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010
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by Bruskiza June 23, 2011
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