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logowned 

When you are owned by virtue of someone logging off before you can respond to their insult. An immature but effective way to establish superiority in online culture.
Wooginator: Ron stinks.
Wooginator has gone offline.
Kitdynamite: I don't stink...
Phufu: Logowned!
logowned by Wooginator the Uber December 21, 2008
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Lolowned 

The addition of "lol" and "owned".
Used in games when someone got killed like a shit and that you laugh for it.
*Cpt.Warrior got killed by Sgt.pwnz0r*
-Lolowned!
-Ahaha he got owned.
Lolowned by K3vin April 23, 2005
The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/coafed individual.

pronounced Lawl-ned
"hey dude, did you know Paris Hilton's got herpes?"
"LOLWNED"
Lolwned by RoyalExecutioner December 31, 2007

Lobowned 

To be beaten, made fun of or put down.
To have your ass kicked.
*guy falls off his bike*
"Ohh you got Lobowned."

*playing a computer game and you get a headshot* "You just got lobowned!"
Lobowned by Paul Price July 31, 2005
"Lol" + "Owned" = LOOWNED.
Dominican #1 says: "HEY MEN N DEM GUYZ WUN HELP ME N DEY TAKED AL MY STUF. DEY IS SACMARRS!"
Australian #1 says: "Oi mate, you're a bogan."
Non-Dominican #1 says: "LOOWNED!"
LOOWNED by JeFFb8868CAN November 13, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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