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lolpowned 

getting owner or powned in a hilarious or otherwise easy manner.
You're going to get lolpowned...whaa?

You got lolpowned
lolpowned by got a name March 7, 2010
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logowned 

When you are owned by virtue of someone logging off before you can respond to their insult. An immature but effective way to establish superiority in online culture.
Wooginator: Ron stinks.
Wooginator has gone offline.
Kitdynamite: I don't stink...
Phufu: Logowned!
logowned by Wooginator the Uber December 21, 2008
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Lolowned 

The addition of "lol" and "owned".
Used in games when someone got killed like a shit and that you laugh for it.
*Cpt.Warrior got killed by Sgt.pwnz0r*
-Lolowned!
-Ahaha he got owned.
Lolowned by K3vin April 23, 2005
The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/coafed individual.

pronounced Lawl-ned
"hey dude, did you know Paris Hilton's got herpes?"
"LOLWNED"
Lolwned by RoyalExecutioner December 31, 2007

Lobowned 

To be beaten, made fun of or put down.
To have your ass kicked.
*guy falls off his bike*
"Ohh you got Lobowned."

*playing a computer game and you get a headshot* "You just got lobowned!"
Lobowned by Paul Price July 31, 2005
"Lol" + "Owned" = LOOWNED.
Dominican #1 says: "HEY MEN N DEM GUYZ WUN HELP ME N DEY TAKED AL MY STUF. DEY IS SACMARRS!"
Australian #1 says: "Oi mate, you're a bogan."
Non-Dominican #1 says: "LOOWNED!"
LOOWNED by JeFFb8868CAN November 13, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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