LOLlywood
Derived from combining LOL with Hollywood to denote the stupidity of media conglomerate movie making business tactics and the active, conscious dumbing down of filmmaking and audiences. Essentially, putting spectacle over filmcraft and media ethic. Anything the "big 6" in control of Hollywood does, most of it being stupid.
History: coined by movie director Jessica Mae Stover on her blog about filmmaking and "@JSto" Twitter feed.
Stover also uses synonyms: LOLmovie, LOLfilmmaking to denote similar infractions and absurdities
Newspaper headline: "In development: 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' and 'Let Me In'...
JSto: "In development?! If you're going to watch it, watch the actual films and not the dumb Americanized LOLlywood versions being plotted"
LOLlywood Producer: Hey I'm going to jagoff to Variety's announcement of my new film, Wild Wild West II!
Director: I have the rights to 'The Lord of the Rings'.
LOLlywood Exec: Great! We have a contract with Vin Diesel, he can play Gandalf!
The creator of such fantastic site pages and blogs such as blog.myspace.com/lollydoddle. He is without a doubt the Dr. Seuss of teh internet
"lollydoddle" is a magical word; a noun:
"that lollydoddle is one crazyguy"
a verb "stop lollydoddling around"
and an insult "you're such a lollydoddle"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.