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Lollisexual 

A person who is only attracted to those who identify as asexual.
"I only like asexuals, therefore I identify as Lollisexual"
Lollisexual by Lollisexual March 24, 2022

loggersexual 

Hipster transplant to pacific northwest and dons flannels, a beard and Frye boots not for setting choker in the woods, but for going out to fake dive bars and getting their over-under haircut from a female, who calls herself a barber.
Where you headed? Down to the Doug Fir to drink some Pabst and listen to Bon Iver.....You're so loggersexual!
loggersexual by Loggersexual August 2, 2016

Kollersexual

a person whose sexual preference is anything that has ever existed. Whether that be words, animals, dragons, foods, people, deceased people, or literal concepts, this people is romantically (and sometimes sexually) attracted to it.

note: having some exceptions (like 1-2) does not exempt somebody from being a kollersexual
People often shame me for being kollersexual, especially due to my attraction to the word "dilemma". It's a shame nobody can appreciate these things like a do.
Kollersexual by The Vacuous Queer November 10, 2025
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026