lollersexual 

A person that finds gratification through amusing content on the Internet.

lol, it's a funny cat
lol, irc quotes

You're a lollersexual

lollersexual by Grey Area April 13, 2008

Lollisexual 

A person who is only attracted to those who identify as asexual.

"I only like asexuals, therefore I identify as Lollisexual"

Lollisexual by Lollisexual March 24, 2022

loggersexual 

Hipster transplant to pacific northwest and dons flannels, a beard and Frye boots not for setting choker in the woods, but for going out to fake dive bars and getting their over-under haircut from a female, who calls herself a barber.

Where you headed? Down to the Doug Fir to drink some Pabst and listen to Bon Iver.....You're so loggersexual!

loggersexual by Loggersexual August 2, 2016

Kollersexual

a person whose sexual preference is anything that has ever existed. Whether that be words, animals, dragons, foods, people, deceased people, or literal concepts, this people is romantically (and sometimes sexually) attracted to it.

note: having some exceptions (like 1-2) does not exempt somebody from being a kollersexual

People often shame me for being kollersexual, especially due to my attraction to the word "dilemma". It's a shame nobody can appreciate these things like a do.

Kollersexual by The Vacuous Queer November 10, 2025