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A general term used to indicate suprise and/or displeasure by the "internet" set, largely referred to as Anonymous.
Two gay men are having sex.
God: "lol wtf."
lol wtf by goingtomoonbrb August 30, 2008
Words you can keep
To laugh (maybe) at an odd moment that can be considered as a what the fuck moment.
Person 1: *sees two having sex and a shark eating them* Lol wtf was that about.
lol wtf by Michael Habizzle May 11, 2007
A word used to describe your friends inner thoughts about life and anything they call sacred
Homie: bro, my cat died, but I don’t know how, it’s getting me very scared, anise my brother had also passed away and we haven’t found his body... What do I think?
Me: lol wtf
Homie: same bro
lol wtf by E-juannn May 16, 2018

omg lol wtf 

A series of contractions when you're surprised and don't know what in God's name is going on. Often used by a n00b.
See also: omg, lol, wtf.
N00b: OMG LOL WTF Infest Terrans = Teh FiXeD!
Me: Heh!
omg lol wtf by Ryro May 29, 2004

SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF) 

Acronym used to describe Saint Joseph's University. Many students and alumni of Saint Joseph's University use the acronym SJU when referring to their university, however, it's universal knowledge that SJU stands for Saint John's University. For this reason, the "(PA)" was added to help clarify when Saint Joseph's University was being mentioned on message boards like Rivals.com. Students and alumni of other universities added (LOL) and (WTF) because, well, the school is basically a joke.
According to bleacherreport.com, it looks like SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF) head coach Martelli is on the hot seat.
SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF) by ncaaball October 12, 2010

OMG WTF LOL 

Something that an annoying 12 year old would say on AOL.
OMG WTF LOL by Kilrogg January 15, 2007

One Man's LOL is another Man's WTF? 

A simile/idiom similar in meaning to "one man's trash is another man's treasure" only, in this case, it means that what is funny to one person may be offensive to someone else.
Tom: "Man, I told this hilarious joke last night. Everyone laughed but Bob. He was a douche and said the joke was offensive."

Dick: "Don't worry about it, dude. One man's LOL is another man's WTF?"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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