Definitions by songwriterz

One Man's LOL is another Man's WTF? 

A simile/idiom similar in meaning to "one man's trash is another man's treasure" only, in this case, it means that what is funny to one person may be offensive to someone else.

Tom: "Man, I told this hilarious joke last night. Everyone laughed but Bob. He was a douche and said the joke was offensive."

Dick: "Don't worry about it, dude. One man's LOL is another man's WTF?"

One Man's LOL is another Man's WTF? by songwriterz October 17, 2012

Glutealthermaphobia 

The fear of or dread experienced by sitting in or just thinking about sitting in a chair or seat that has been warmed by someone else's butt cheeks.

Tom: "Bob, why are you standing up at your desk?"
Bob: "The IT guy was just here installing new software on my PC. I'm waiting for my seat to cool off."
Tom: "Dude - you've got a bad case of glutealthermaphobia!"
Bob: "Hey - maybe I just don't like sitting down in someone else's butt-sweat!"

Glutealthermaphobia by songwriterz December 2, 2011

Prickadonna

The male version of a Prima donna (a person regarded as egotistical, unreasonable, and irritable, with a rather high opinion of themselves not shared by others.) Usually applied to sports stars.

Football Fan #1: Has Brett Favre announced his plans for the upcoming season yet?
Football Fan #2: Nope. He's being a real prickadonna. He won't tell anyone what he plans to do; just what he doesnt WANT to do.

Prickadonna by songwriterz July 27, 2010

Prairie Dogging 

Logging into a social networking site such as Facebook or MySpace just long enough to check for updates before immediately logging back out. Usually done to prevent a boss, spouse, or child from observing your activities.

Sorry, can't chat right now. Just prairie dogging it so the boss doesn't catch me using Facebook on office time.

Prairie Dogging by songwriterz May 22, 2009