Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."
• Common cures for " Lopenitis " are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a MOB Mollywhop until that Marine Recovers.
A very extreme way of describing attention seeking so despret they may spread a rumor about themselves or do weird thing to attract people's attention And be melodramatic on things or just make things up
A condition that occurs when a girl adds you on Facebook or begins to show more interest in you by liking all your comments and status updates. Clear sign that she is D.T.F.
See "Shooting fish in a barrel"
"Here we go again, 'The Likening' has occurred. Betterstock up on condoms and molly, this booty's in the bank"