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Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.
Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!

Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?

Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.

Dude 2: Okay
Loiper by Loiper May 23, 2009

loipsjerty

When you have drank to much caffeine and you are so hyper and get on everyone nerves
"I accidentally gave her 4 coffees in the last 2hrs I forgot she gets very loipsjerty!"
loipsjerty by Joinkh July 10, 2016

Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) 

Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.
I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)

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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019