loguer

As in monologuer, or one who talks on and on regardless of the listener's interest level or of what the listener (as the other person is reduced to) might attempt to add to the conversation.

Loguer: "... and I carved the figure from mahogany."

Listener: "Oh really? How ironic. I used to illegally harvest mahogany and ship it around the world."

Loguer: (brief pause, blank look) "I first began by carving the head and then moving down the torso. Now the nose was the most difficult because of the undercut..."

by magnetic yellow sun April 25, 2010

loggers run middle school

a school filled with a bunch thots who shove their pants up their ass and say the n word over and over even though they are extremely white. cant forget the vsco girls who get starbucks every morning.

omg i heard that at loggers run middle school brenda got a pink drink for the 5th day in a row, she also had a camel toe!

by BombAssBitch1010101 August 6, 2019

fogg logner

An extremely large bowel movement.(originated in the 3rd floor logg jammer ride in central Pennsylvania)

"I have to go to the restroom, to drop a fogg logner."

by Nugget March 26, 2005

ass logger

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.

(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.

by upthedownside August 7, 2012

Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.

Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Frozen Logger

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

Cian Logue

An Athies that feeds off of his yellow-brownish ass butter, witch he gets by fingering his ass for at least 4 hours a day. He also uses his assbutter for lucubration when he has his way with small african boys. He also is in to hardcore bestiality, his favorites animals are deers,cats,cows,horses,and snakes. Cian also has a fetish for locking fat kids in his basement, witch is just a fun past time for him.

Guy: Wow he fingers his ass hard Girl: Ya, hes such a cian logue

by Lalia100 January 25, 2014