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When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.
I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
by Biggenlover69 October 08, 2014
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Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.
I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.
by ImanAzol December 22, 2016
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