loggage 

n. The enormous, burdensome lump of shit you carry around in your gut that awaits sweet release.

Larry: "Dude, let's go for a jog."

George: "No fucking way, I've got a ton of loggage to deal with first."

loggage by Bjorn Bumquist August 8, 2009

Snow Luggage 

When someone doesn't clear the snow from the roof of their car and proceeds to drive around with it, looking like the rooftop luggage of the old days.

Coined by Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87

Steve: It's not snowing anymore, where is all this coming from?
Tom: It's that douchebag in front of us with the Snow Luggage.

Snow Luggage by Beardown69 January 15, 2015

Luggage Tits

Tits so big you have to check them at baggage .

Did you see Emily’s luggage tits? Is she going out of town?

Luggage Tits by Disrespectful Dave February 24, 2021

bag of luggage 

Somebody who looks like a real snak, like a booty buffet; a thot with class.

You: Daaaaamn, Riya Sen, the Indian actress, looks like BAG OF LUGGAGE.

Friend: I must say, good sir, I yearn for her earnestly each night. Her beauty truly outweighs her personality.

bag of luggage by Chad Carnegie Roschild Chadson June 16, 2018

Crotch Luggage 

Ones junk, the male penis and balls
First used by Fez Whatley of Ron & Fez

For one to masturbate they would tug on the Crotch Luggage

Crotch Luggage by Mr crotch luggage November 5, 2010

whatever lifts your luggage 

Synonym of "whatever floats your boat".

Personally, I wouldn't have hired a young rent boy to come with me on a trip to Europe, but "whatever lifts your luggage".

whatever lifts your luggage by Grammalicious May 5, 2010

Brown luggage 

A term describing one's anal cavity as a means of storage and/or smuggling.

Bro: Man, I need a smoke hookup after this flight.

Bro 2: You didn't pack weed in the brown luggage?

Brown luggage by Tenth Doctor January 18, 2015