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logjammin
1. The act of "jamming log" also known as Sex, Coitus, or the Physical Act of Love.
2. The act of jamming a wooden log into a wet hole.
3. The fake pornographic film that Tara Reid's character "Bunny" appears in, in the movie "The Big Lebowski".
2. The act of jamming a wooden log into a wet hole.
3. The fake pornographic film that Tara Reid's character "Bunny" appears in, in the movie "The Big Lebowski".
I'm tired as hell bro. I was up all night with Susan, logjammin that ho. She's walking with a limp today.
logjammin by delta foxtrot May 4, 2008
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logdam • Logjammer • Logjamming • logam • Logamithran • logamno • logdum • LogGamer • Loglam • Lordamighty
logjam
logjam (log-jam) - noun
1) When you defecate and a chunk of fecal matter is pinched off/left behind and you are unable to push this small remainder out.
As a result, when you wipe, you can never get completely clean, because every time you apply toilet paper you push a little bit of the pinch off poop nugget out, re-dirtying your balloon knot.
The only solution is to either get lucky enough for a bigger log to come down the pipe and clear the logjam, get in there with some kind of wedging tool (or your finger), wipe until your wrinkled penny is red and sore, flush it with water, or just walk around with mudbutt.
1) When you defecate and a chunk of fecal matter is pinched off/left behind and you are unable to push this small remainder out.
As a result, when you wipe, you can never get completely clean, because every time you apply toilet paper you push a little bit of the pinch off poop nugget out, re-dirtying your balloon knot.
The only solution is to either get lucky enough for a bigger log to come down the pipe and clear the logjam, get in there with some kind of wedging tool (or your finger), wipe until your wrinkled penny is red and sore, flush it with water, or just walk around with mudbutt.
I took a dump and didn't get it all out. As a result, there was a logjam and no amount of wiping could get it cleared out.
logjam by The Grunter July 27, 2011
logdum
logdum by clitchomper January 5, 2021
Alabama Logjammer
when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).
Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.
Alabama Logjammer by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009
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