Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

log cutter 

your "butt hole". Your butt hole "cuts" feces
Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.
log cutter by mayat November 8, 2013
An alcoholic beverage which, when consumed at a quick pace, leads to near-immediate loss of memory, disorderly conduct, and indiscriminant sexual encounters. Prolonged consumption may result in lunacy, marijuana and other drug addictions, departure onto the Bones Gate FSP, or degradation into a soil.

Also known as: cutter, (u++er, cooter.
I drank five fogcutters at BG last night...damn I blacked out hard. Apparently I hooked up with a grim chick, hosed her bed, tried to steal one of Chi Gam's tables and then got caught by H-Po. I woke up naked in a jail cell with a guy named Bruce asking me if I'd meet him at the truck stop on I-91 tomorrow night. I hitchhiked back to Hanover after stealing some cardboard from a nearby church, and then had another cutter when I got back to BG.
fogcutter by nehdi August 6, 2004

Log cutter 

your "butt hole". Your butt hole "cuts" feces
Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.
Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.
Log cutter by CBJFORHELVETE June 21, 2018

lolcattery 

That which possesses the qualities of a lolcat
His lolcattery was over 900

log cutter 

A vagina. As heard on American Dad- Haley "Or I can pay you $0 to lick my log cutter"
log cutter by Lady Skellington October 15, 2013
Sometimes, when you and your lady friend are gettin freaky, and she butt naked, and yous butt naked, you gotta do the fog cutter. this is when that biznatch gettin too frisky fo yo gangsta ass, u gotta pull out the tricks. the "fog cutter" is the act of takin yo rock hard ass fist, and shovin it up her stank ass like it aint no thizzang!
Girl, u betta watch yoself befo i give u da fog cutter!
fogcutter by T BONER February 24, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Next